THE ENTHUSIAST & THE WHISPERER
Two men. One mission. Your deck.
On the right: The Deck Enthusiast — flew in all the way from New Zealand, where he became a television legend just for talking about his deck. Nobody says the word "deck" quite like this man. On the left: The Deck Whisperer — the intense one. He doesn't talk much, but he doesn't have to. That pressure washer has un-greened more cedar than the BC lumber industry, and he will get down on his hands and knees and personally attend to every single board of your deck.
Together they've handled more decks than anyone in British Columbia. Big decks, small decks, crooked decks, decks that haven't been touched in decades — they've seen it all, and they'd genuinely love to see yours.
- 💬 Catchphrase: "That's one hell of a deck."
- 🏅 Made an entire country giggle about decks
- 📏 Deck experience: extensive, ask anyone
- 🔫 The wand is calibrated from "gentle rain" to "regret"
- 🧔 Beard: adds grip in wet conditions
- 🔍 Once spent 3 hours on a single board. Worth it.